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Alex Jones to Glenn Beck; “Come On, Man!”

The blabbering smackdown continues as two pieholes gesticulate madly in the face of political darkness, buoyed (correct usage) by the nattering compliance of glass-eyed fans with dry brainpans. Each shadow-casting ember and random orb a dread conspiracy needs red-faced shouting at, and who better than contractually-obligated crazies like Alex Jones and Glenn Beck to do the job! But what happens when these nonlethal directed sound weapons sway course at each other, letting loose a hideously entertaining Doppler Effect of paranoia and schoolyard namecalling?

Who will live, who will die, or is there a happy medium?

Notes:
Alex has a very unique idea of what ‘face-to-face’ means.

buoyed, tr.v.
1. To keep afloat or aloft.
2. a. To maintain at a high level; support.
b. To hearten or inspire; uplift:

Alex also apparently uses the ‘crystal ball’ as his scientific slide rule, but clearly doesn’t need it in this instance.

By sparring seriously, Beck and Jones each lend credence to the sincere and rational (respectively) beliefs and opinions held by the other.

Alex Jones sees you, boy. He sees you.

Alex Jones to Glenn Beck: “Be On The Right-Side Of History!”

It’s a knock-down drag-out of crazy vs. crazy! Clowns to the left of me, Joker’s to the right, and I’m stuck in the middle with you.

I don’t agree with either viewpoint but perhaps 40%, and that’s only when either is at their most mellow yellow or tempered from tantrums. Certainly, however, they’re two of the most entertaining looney tunes on the air today, and I hope this develops into a truly interesting sideshow feud-fight, complete with pies and seltzer water.

P.S. Alex Jones admits he’s a ‘novice.’