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Alex Jones to Glenn Beck; “Come On, Man!”

The blabbering smackdown continues as two pieholes gesticulate madly in the face of political darkness, buoyed (correct usage) by the nattering compliance of glass-eyed fans with dry brainpans. Each shadow-casting ember and random orb a dread conspiracy needs red-faced shouting at, and who better than contractually-obligated crazies like Alex Jones and Glenn Beck to do the job! But what happens when these nonlethal directed sound weapons sway course at each other, letting loose a hideously entertaining Doppler Effect of paranoia and schoolyard namecalling?

Who will live, who will die, or is there a happy medium?

Alex has a very unique idea of what ‘face-to-face’ means.

buoyed, tr.v.
1. To keep afloat or aloft.
2. a. To maintain at a high level; support.
b. To hearten or inspire; uplift:

Alex also apparently uses the ‘crystal ball’ as his scientific slide rule, but clearly doesn’t need it in this instance.

By sparring seriously, Beck and Jones each lend credence to the sincere and rational (respectively) beliefs and opinions held by the other.

Alex Jones sees you, boy. He sees you.

These are times that try men’s patience.


Consider the butterfly. It doesn’t have to worry about oppressive totalitarian regimes the world over.

Tonight’s show impresses upon all of us to critique every source and view. Including mine. Including your own. Especially theirs.

Cogito Ergo Sum?

We also heard from Mark Bilk, whose website on ongoing international conspiracies can be found at http://www.cosmicpenguin.com. He has some ominous research and sources there to consider…

The Hall Of The Mountain King – Will Bradley-Ray McKinley Band
Forgive Me Baby – Elmo Nixon
The Beggar’s Song – Wet Willie
Boss on the Beat – Tosca
Outro Lado – Zuco 103
I Changed My Mind – Quannum
El Bang Bang – Jackie Mittoo
September, 13 – Deodato
Natural Good – Bartel
Express Yourself – Charles Wright & The Watts Ban
Beads, Things And Flowers – Humble Souls
Voices – Elusive
Israelites – Desmond Dekker
The Jackal – Ronny Jordan & Dana Bryant
Moliendo Cafe – Sara & Creyes
Dancing Gods – Silver Apples
On the Road Again – Canned Heat
You Keep me Hangin’ On – Vanilla Fudge
Refrigerator Heaven – Alice Cooper
Metamatic – Buckethead
Slave Girl – Lime Spiders
Thank You Friends – Big Star
The Conqueror – Genesis
Somniloquy – Tin Hat Trio
Daydream In Space – The Residents
Come On Feet – Quasimoto
Glad To Be Unhappy (DJ Logic Remix) – Billie Holiday
Me And My Monkey On The Moon – Kojima Mayumi

Believing authority, believing dissent you don’t have any reason to believe me truly, how can any of us trust in our own faculties, let alone major news networks (or the underground ones)?

Stranger in a Strange Land 2008-11-15: Shit is Going Down by The Stranger on Mixcloud

~The Stranger

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Thought you could use some light entertainment

So fry up a couple of beef tacos, rest your weary head, and drift cheerily off listening to the lilting lulling Leicestershire aphorisms of David Icke, “You lend people money that doesn’t exist and then charge them interest.” Mmmm! Smell that New World Order, which is an anaerobic, Gram positive, spore-forming rod. No. No, that’s botulism. I was thinking of botulism. Aaaaand I didn’t phrase it in the form of a question.

I don’t know why he keeps talking about the Build-a-Bear Group, but it sounds damned sinister. And it sends me further down the rabbit hole in my murky investigations…

All I can safely say at this juncture is that it all has to do with the international arms trade and nuclear networks, the folly of the topmost shadowy conspirators to control global events, rogue elements who didn’t get CC’d, tentative (and wholly subsidiary) collusion with superior extraterrestrial beings, secret super-science, i.e. Collective Unconscious and the Large Hadron Supercollider, and a good clean cop in a world gone bad with something to prove. Some key players, (in addition to the Build-a-Bear Group), include but are not limited to CERN laboratories, the RAND Corporation, the Tyrell Corporation, Al-qaeda, the Taliban, resurgent Saddam Baathists, International Olympic Committee, The Federal Reserve Banks, Aum Shinrikyo and other Doomsday cults, the Tinner family, Blackwater, Finnish Army snipers, Microsoft, Dr. A. Q. Khan, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Bruce Ivins, Alexander Litvenenko, the Anunnaki, Adnan Gulshair el Shukrijumah, the FCC, the Flat Earth Society, the Church of Scientology, Anonymous (who are Legion), PETA, the Mafia, SETI, The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation, Jim the Lizard King, Children of Thalidomide, NASA and Ron Silver, and Eckhart Tolle.

But perhaps I’ve said too much.





I like turtles

Christina Ricci is an alien.

Al Pacino is the devil.
Bob Barker is a vampire.
Dick Clark is a Highlander.
Robert Zemeckis is from the future.
The Olsens are clonelings.
Larry King reads my thoughts.
Edward Norton is an agent of the Matrix.
Haley Joel Osment was created by Margaret Keane.
John Kerry is from beyond the grave.
Al Gore is a robot.
Lindsay Lohan is a dude. I swear.
And Christina Ricci is an alien.