North Korea is a wet dream for people who study outlandish propaganda. And lately, Pyongyang has stepped it up a notch, with hawkish threats to both South Korea and ridiculous assertions about their missile capability to reach the United States. Not that those of us who live in the U.S. are any strangers to bombardments of state media, testosterone-oozing militarism, and imperialist megalomania. It’s just that our leaders prefer a little more tact and subtlety, veiling their threats in diplomacy and filtering their policy through layers of corporate messaging.
The little-dictatorship-that-could seems laughable at times with their Photoshopped machismo and over-the-top imagery, but it’s still hard not to feel chilled by their sabre-rattling at times. Luckily, their government regularly releases videos which remind us how idiotic their military goals and targets are. Threatening to bomb their southern neighbor is one thing, but claiming that their shaky ICBM technology can reach across the entire Pacific Ocean, then the length of the entire North American continent to destroy a heavily fortified Washington, D.C. with their bad Adobe AfterEffects explosion is… well… it makes me wish all aspects of their dictatorship were as incompetent as their graphics department (and all the fascist states worldwide, for that matter).
It’s not entirely clear what North Korea hopes to achieve with such a video, though it recently declared its interest in a “preemptive” nuclear strike against the United States.
CNN has more on the video and a translation of some of the voiceover. It could be that this was meant less to energize their own citizens than to garner attention from the international community. If so, it seems to have worked, as the U.S. military has announced they are now keeping two nuclear capable B-2 bombers in South Korea, just to ease tensions, I’m sure.
On second thought, maybe the Central News Agency of the DPRK is just jealous of those cool animated Taiwanese news reports.