Don’t ever assume, presume, suppose, or guess at a woman’s thoughts. Certainly not out loud to her. If you’re wrong, she may begin to read into what she thinks you thought that she thinks about the particular thought. And if you’ve guessed correctly, well, heaven help you, because she may get defensive. And the best defense for a woman is a good offense.
Mischaracterization is character assassination.
You can actually get away with saying quite a lot, provided you do it in a charming, jovial, playful way. Provided your attitudes, actions, and conversations the rest of the time aren’t mysogynistic and/or crude.
Women want men who are funny, but who also know what fun is. And if it isn’t fun, what’s the point?
The three hottest words a woman could hear you say are; “communicate with me.”