Santa Claus Hides In Your Phonograph


Christmas is over this year and perhaps for all time if the one-dimensional heroes can’t save it from the radio waves of the future!! Cheesy December ends in a fiery panoply of chaos and EFFIN’ METAL. And what better way to harken the dark post-Noel end days than a debate on this most Silent of Nights than with the one and only South Side Santa. What value is someone else’s near-birthday on the global economy of conglomerated consumerism? Does the Tide of Yule bring us closer together, or closer to the edge? Is it even worth saving? How exactly does he get a bowl full of jelly down a chimney during the Holiday fat season?

Hall of the Mountain King – Apocalyptica
Jingle Bells – Austrian Death Machine
Speed Metal Symphony – Yngwie Malmstein
Christmas With the Devil – Spinal Tap
Mistress For Christmas – AC/DC
White Christmas – Twisted Sister
Carol of the Bells – Al DiMeola
Christmas Time Is Here – Steve Vai
Do You Hear What I Hear – Steve Stevens
Beyond the Ice – Blind Guardian
Deck the Halls – Ted Nugent
The Christmas Song – Steve Lukather
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – John Sykes
Cantique De Noel (O Holy Night) – Richie Sambora
Little Drummer Boy – Carlos Creator
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Gilby Clarke
Run Rudolph Run – Lemmy
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town – Dokken
Hark the Herald Angels Sing – Gary Hoey
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Dio
Silent Night – Scott Ian
Happy Death-Day – GWAR
Wonderful Life – Bad Acid Trip
God Hates Us All – Slayer
For Whom The Bell Tolls – Santa Claws And The Naughty But Nice Orchestra
Come All Ye Faithful – Halford
No Presents For Christmas – King Diamond
Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis – Tom Waits

Stranger in a Strange Land 2009-12-26: The Great Christmas Debate (w/The South Side Santa) by The Stranger on Mixcloud

~The Stranger

Good grief.


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