One thing you should not do: Watch a lot of episodes of the Twilight Zone on Youtube and then read about the Fermi Paradox and then stare for a long, long time at your new apartment, the world around you, and the cold rain outside to forever…
I wish I had a Paradox named after me. Or a Principle like that asshole Bernoulli. Even that inbred douchetool Doppler has an Effect.
In the tradition of MIT or SETI, if you are an intergalactic, interstellar, or even time traveler, you can hang out with me at my groovy new pad in San Francisco. What’s so great about it? It’s not Pittsburgh, for one. And for two: there’s gold in them thar ceilings!