Hey, what’s in this bag I just noticed next to my computer? Let’s find out together shall we? Will it be a shrunken head? Perhaps a new toy? Boring stuff? The excitement is unbearable! So unbearably exciting that the reward can’t possibly be worthy of all this conjecture! All this mounting tension! I forgot what I was going to write about before this! A plastic grocery bag (now contraband in this city) tied at the top with a fancy smiley face on the front! Discovery begins now…
Quietly, now… musn’t wake the neighbors…
Why, it’s a discarded old electric pencil sharpener! Surely this can be put to good use!
DAMN STREAMING MEDIA… IT STARTS AND STOPS WITH THE FICKLE INDECISION OF A TEEN-AGED SOCIAL RETARD! One day, the internet is going to get what’s coming to it. Yes, sir. So don’t go storing all of your money on it just yet. He (or she) is cruising for a contusion.
Oh, right. NOW I remember. I was going to teach you all how to liquefy things with your mind. Unfortunately, now it is my bedtime and I will forget how tomorrow. The file is being transferred to my dreamstate-memorybank-robot-duplicate as I type th… uh… wh… um… hmm.
Don’t stop believin,’ and hold on to that fee-ee-ee-eeling.
NOTE to Future-Breshvic: Complications have arisen, though all advice has been concrete, alternate paths are now being considered. Growing instability from the pressure of multiplying factors is suspected. Difficulties continue to result due to inexperience in these areas. Perseverance and clear-headed good ole fashioned thinking on my feet will prevail. I hope.
P.S., how did the olympics turn out? you mentioned when we last spoke that you were concerned you’d overseasoned.