*Hang out with people smoking more pot than you.
*Hang out with people smoking less pot than you.
*Quote/Dissect/Perform Monty Python.
*Show somebody else Yellow Submarine for the first time.
*Try to analyze Easy Rider, in any certain terms.
*Think of all the girls who got away.
*Picture people as dinosaurs.
*Use the word badger more than once.
*Lie on top of your buddy’s car hood and picture yourself losing gravity, falling directly up into space, face a mask of horror as each darkening moment becomes a screaming nightmare losing the sweet, sweet taste of fresh air.
*Get all twitchy.
*Pretend not to be stoned.
We may add to this list in the FUTURE…