There has to be some spectacular modern device of philosophical discourse or quantum metaphysical achievement or socio-political action, but all I can find are webcomics and whiny blogs. Shit. The military didn’t just invent the internet for cute kitten photos and porn. Or did they? Shit.
I hope this net neutrality thing is over with soon so that the Illuminati could just take the internet away from us.
-Clean the SPAM out of my email accounts
-Read Coast-to-Coast news
-Check out bad work on Deviantart
-Read archived Diesel Sweeties/Penny-Arcade/PvP/Scary-Go-Round/Joe and Monkey/Ctrl+Alt+Del
-Read Binary Culture/Dilbert Blog(s)
-Cruise for jobs I’m probably not going to take
-Update my Netflix queue for the thousandth time
-Filter my Amazon recommendations
-Listen to Margaritaville Radio
-Look up weird shit on Ebay and/or Craiglist (but Craigslist can be scary)
-See how far I can fly that lil’ helicopter through the tunnels
-Fill out quizillas
-Randomly search wikipedia/h2g2
-Tamper with wikipedia/h2g2
-Get the eerie feeling that I’m forgetting to do something important while I’m on the internet
-Watch old MTV cartoons and trailers for coming videogames on youtube
-Create fake people on Myspace
-Argue with real people on Myspace
-Try to get kicked off of Myspace
-Try to get un-kicked off of Deviantart
-Play pointless games and animations on Newgrounds/Ebaum’s/Albinoblacksheep
-Find horrific photos on Snopes
-Collect horrific photos in my photobucket
-Eventually make my way over to bored.com
-Ugh. I don’t even want to look at Homestar Runner
-Woah, I still have a Xanga?!?
-Post in my Livejournal
I wish Kurt Vonnegut was still alive.
So it goes.