Woo!

Last weekend I did nothing but work and sleep. I shot hours upon hours of footage for the Blues Festival with Amber, Janie, and SmartSolutions’ Gary, Nancy and David, who pretty much took us in as an extended family. It was real casual and cordial. I got to be up there with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, Willie “Pinetop” Perkins, Leon Russell, Sonny Landreth, Ana Popovic, Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats, and the Yardbirds (which was a dream come true). Now alls I have to do is see Eric Clapton and then I can die. I was working in the sun from eight in the morning until about midnight for three days, but the free food (steak, ribs, fried chicken with okra, shrimp) the free beer, and the free music was all worth it. Not only that, but I’m getting paid! Woo!

I’m listening to Republican talk radio again, and this is what I have learned…
~That Katrina victims are whiny, and don’t deserve the money that was given them. Most of them were poor and black, and should have been discounted…
~That MSNBC as well as CNN are the brood of Mephistopheles incarnate, forging his dark designs upon the malleable flesh of the young in this land…
~That even George Bush could be a little more conservative, if we were FORCED to make a criticism…
~That when a liberal celebrity gets caught with drug paraphenalia, he has to spend the maximum penalty allowed under the law in prison, but when a conservative celebrity gets caught at an airport with unprescribed pharmecueticals, there are certainly extenuating circumstances…
~That those damned illegal immigrants are illegal, and no matter what convoluted context of life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness you try to frame it in, it is still illegal, and that’s the bottom line. Don’t give us your poor, your hungry, or your huddled masses yearning to be free, because the way that they’re doing it is illegal. In fact, don’t even change the laws to make it legal, because its illegal. You can’t make an illegal thing legal, its illegal. Also, its illegal. It’s not a racist thing, its purely a matter of legality…
~That we hate Muslims more than we hate Jews…
~That since the rest of the world seems to hate us for one reason or another, it gives us the ‘pre-emptive’ right to be jerk-offs to them first. In other words, rather than prove them wrong, which is the ‘pussy-ass faggot’ approach, we need to redouble our efforts, for at any time one those treacherous foreigners will strike, and our only course of preparation is to wonder which one. I call it the ‘J.R. Ewing’ strategy…
~And lastly, that Laura makes a great mother, and fulfills all of her first wifely duties with zeal and vigor!

That’s all for today, I need to get back to the class that I’m skipping.

Ta-ta and fuck off for now.

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