I shaved off the little goat thing at the end of my chin. It grew back pretty much the next day, though not in its fullness. Actually, it would have started to grow back immediately, or, it was still growing AS I CUT IT. AGH! The futility of man!
But my point is, that now I have a respectable stubbl that rests on my strong square jaw, not too much, and not too little, just sexy.
I win at life again.