By The Skatalites
– Ska Boss
Let us just say that the ska-night was not all it was cracked up to be, and Dylan, though not his fault, could not apologize enough for all the cracking. There was no band. There were no girls to network with, there was just a guy at the bar who said that people wouldn’t show up for a few more hours, that they didn’t serve chicken wings, and that the night was ‘Old Skool’ themed with ‘some of that ska shit.’ So we went and got chicken wings, overdone fries and chocolate malts like I had when I was a kid. I gave Dylan a CD I had burned for him with Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, the Aquabats, Step Lively, Goldfinger, and many others. It was like the 90s all over again. Who needs THEIR lame ‘Old Skool’ night? Though Dyl wants to try and go next week, perhaps bring girls WITH us, that way there’s only a 90% chance of us being losers as opposed to 100%.
A: I am the Ska Boss.
B: The Ska Boss? Who’s the Ska Boss?
A: Me, you silly.